Size Guide

Garments are measured flat, in inches — laid on a table, not worn. Chest width is measured pit to pit, straight across the front; double it for the full chest circumference. Body length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem. That convention holds no matter who prints the garment.

The measurements below are not filled in yet, on purpose. Sizing runs differently between print providers even for the same nominal size letter, and no provider has been chosen yet for tees or hoodies. Publishing a plausible-looking chart before that decision is made would risk selling someone a size that does not fit, and this store’s returns policy does not cover change of mind. The rows below exist so the shape of the chart is right; the two measurement columns get filled in from the chosen provider’s own published size chart once that decision is made.

Tees

Size	Chest width (in.)	Body length (in.)
S	TBD	TBD
M	TBD	TBD
L	TBD	TBD
XL	TBD	TBD
2XL	TBD	TBD

Hoodies

Size	Chest width (in.)	Body length (in.)
S	TBD	TBD
M	TBD	TBD
L	TBD	TBD
XL	TBD	TBD
2XL	TBD	TBD

Tumblers and stickers have no garment sizing and are not listed here. If a tee or hoodie you ordered does not match the eventual chart above, see the returns page.